How about u tell every1 who did non-Tee their lifes aren't worth living seems devin-ish
Graduation speech. I’m stuck. Any CVC people willing to offer some advice it would be greatly appreciated! Please?
LOL u have to read this
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/926684/student-throws-shoe-at-john-howard/?rss=yes
Its about a shoe being thrown at john howard but the best part is the end of the article
Dad: oh my god, you should get a barina!
Me: Well, I could make out with a boy…(reminded of the time when made out with devin) how’d that make you feel.
Dad: … Barina’s aren’t gay. They are only a little poofy…
Me: .. Whoa, since when were we talking about cars?
I pick up my new car tomorrow, Needless to say it’s a Euro Sport (toy) Barina.
The evidence is really stacking up against me.
havent given out the coolness award in a while. ?
i dnt think we have done anything to deserve one?
umm i believe i deserve it coz last night wen me n georgie were standing like nich and corey i said i had to be the boy coz corey is shorter and georgie found that hilarious :)
nope i don’t because ofthat guy that was hitting on geo and then i walked over and was like hey see that chick she has a bf and her bf is my bro and the he bailed the fuck out =)
you know it's true.
If Harry Potter’s so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
— Frankie Boyle
Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who’ll think he’s Tiger Woods.
— Frankie Boyle
A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.
— Anonymous
It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.
— Harry S. Truman
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world’s oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
— Conan OBrien
WOOT!!!!!!!! GO CONAN O’BRIEN
