Knuckle head McSpaz-a-tron
How about u tell every1 who did non-Tee their lifes aren't worth living seems devin-ish

satinsheets:

Graduation speech. I’m stuck. Any CVC people willing to offer some advice it would be greatly appreciated! Please?

LOL u have to read this

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/926684/student-throws-shoe-at-john-howard/?rss=yes

Its about a shoe being thrown at john howard but the best part is the end of the article

brenda-was-here:

Dad: oh my god, you should get a barina!

Me: Well, I could make out with a boy…(reminded of the time when made out with devin)  how’d that make you feel.

Dad: … Barina’s aren’t gay. They are only a little poofy…

Me: .. Whoa, since when were we talking about cars?

I pick up my new car tomorrow, Needless to say it’s a Euro Sport (toy) Barina.

The evidence is really stacking up against me.

joelo-lippz:

comicbooks:

The Crow by Hello-Dear-Numbers (Jeu)

its corey at jo’s ;D

 cool

shanna-banana:

curious-sinner:

jaw-jeee:

havent given out the coolness award in a while. ?

 i dnt think we have done anything to deserve one?

 umm i believe i deserve it coz last night wen me n georgie were standing like nich and corey i said i had to be the boy coz corey is shorter and georgie found that hilarious :)

 nope i don’t because ofthat guy that was hitting on geo and then i walked over and was like hey see that chick she has a bf and her bf is my bro and the he bailed the fuck out =)

AND AS SEEDY AS AN ADAM

jaw-jeee:

Adam: As majestic as a swan.

you know it's true.

mcnugget:

smarky-smark:

wingsinthedark:

misaamaneevony:

If Harry Potter’s so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
Frankie Boyle

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who’ll think he’s Tiger Woods.
Frankie Boyle

A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.
Anonymous

It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S. Truman

Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world’s oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
Conan OBrien

 WOOT!!!!!!!! GO CONAN O’BRIEN

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Like How My Kittens Go

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